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April 26 - May 5, 2024
at Stoner Theater

Marvel comes to life with our productions of Squirrel Girl Goes To College and Hammered: A Thor & Loki Play running in rep April 26 - May 5.

Doreen Green secretly possesses the powers of a squirrel… and the powers of a girl! You know her as the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl! Doreen arrives at Empire State University to make new friends – and protect them from super villains – by keeping her super hero identity a secret. But when a beloved computer science professor suddenly disappears, can Doreen trust her friends with her inner squirrel so she can save the day?

As Thor struggles with the stress of final exams, his brother Loki finds himself under a different sort of pressure. Neither are beneath pranks in the endless competition for their parents’ favor. But underneath all the thunder and mischief, these two Princes of Asgard discover a bond that will last millennia.

Performance Dates:
Friday, April 26 @ 7:00 PM
Saturday, April 27 @ 2:00 PM
Saturday, April 27 @ 7:00 PM
Sunday, April 28 @ 2:00 PM
Wednesday, May 1 @ 7:00 PM
Thursday, May 2 @ 7:00 PM
Friday, May 3 @ 7:00 PM
Saturday, May 4 @ 2:00 PM
Saturday, May 4 @ 7:00 PM
Sunday, May 5 @ 2:00 PM

Audition Information

Audition Dates:
March 3rd - 9:00 AM
Call Backs – March 4th - 6:00 PM
First Read – March 6th - 6:00 PM

Auditions will be held at Franklin Jr. High

(Park and Enter on the South Side and follow signs)

Character Descriptions

Hammered: A Thor & Loki Play

(ages are suggestions representing what the character needs to look like.)



  • Comic Book Geek

    • Age - 12-16 (younger than Jock/Thor); Wiry and leanWitty and sharp tongued; Gender - Male or Male presenting/identifyingWould double as LOKI

  • Jock

    • Age - 14-18 (older than Comic Book Geek/Loki)Stereotypical meathead jock; Gender - Male or Male presenting/identifyingWould double as THOR

  • Yearbook Editor

    • Age - Mid teensSmart…not a nerd, but close “...scholarly, focused on the future…”Gender - Female or Female presenting/identifyingWould double as SIF

  • Atli

    • Age - 10-14 “...a hellcat”Feisty and hot headedGender - Female or Female presenting/identifying(Could possibly double cast as CUL.)

  • Ellisiv

    • Age - 14-16“...a nurturer”Motherly nature and highly compassionate and caringGender - Female or Female presenting/identifying(Could possibly double cast as HEIMDALL)

  • Frigg

    • Age - 16-20“...the pragmatist”Practical. Factual. To the point.Gender - Female or Female presenting/identifying

  • Thor

    • Age - 14-18 (Older looking than Loki)JockShow off and try hard - Person PleaserStrong and full of  prideGender - Male or Male presenting/identifyingWould double as JOCK

  • Loki

    • Age - 12-16 (Younger looking than Thor)Wiry and a smart aleck; Witty and tricky, slick, devious, mischievous.; Gender - Male or Male presenting/identifyingWould double as COMIC BOOK GEEK

  • Fandral 

    • Age - Upper Teens“Thor’s dashing cad (a man who behaves dishonorably, especially toward a woman) of a pal”Handsome, and knows it… More brawn than brainGender - Male or Male presenting/identifying

  • Volstagg

    • Age - Upper Teens“Thor’s friend, his appetite as big as his heart."; Large/Tall/Wide shouldersCould be taken as a PERFECT football player.Gender - Male or Male presenting/identifying

  • Sif

    • Age - Mid/Upper Teen“Thor’s headstrong best friend.”PersistentGender - Female or Female presenting/identifying;Would double as SIF

  • Hogun

    • Age - Lower Teens“The book-smart puppy of Thor’s gang…)Brainy, try-hard youthGender - Male or Male presenting/identifying

  • The Herald

    • Royal AnnouncerGender - Non specific



  • Thor Odinson

    • Age - 50+ (Needs to look oldest in cast)GrandfatherlyForgetfulGender - Male or Male presenting/identifying 

  • Freyja

    • Age - 25+ (Needs to look older than the ‘kids’ and younger than Thor Odinson)Thor/Loki’s Mom“Master of Courtly Etiquette”Proper, ‘June Cleaver’Queen of AsgardGender - Female or Female presenting/identifying

  • Odin

    • Age - 25+ (Needs to look older than the ‘kids’ and younger than Thor Odinson)Thor/Loki’s DadKing of AsgardRoyal, proper, overly presentationalGender - Male or Male presenting/identifying



  • Heimdall

    • Age 20’s (Needs to look older than the students but younger than Parents)Seer of AllMaster of HistoryGender - Non SpecificCould double as ELLISIV. 

  • Hoenir

    • Age 20’s (Needs to look older than the students but younger than Parents)Master of RuneologyGender - Non SpecificCould double as FRIGG.

  • Forseti

    • Age 20’s (Needs to look older than the students but younger than Parents)Master of MathematicsGender - Non Specific

  • Cul

    • Age 20’s (Needs to look older than the students but younger than Parents)Master of CombatStrong/Fast/ToughGender - Non Specific; Could double as ATLI.

Squirrel Girl Goes to College

(ages are suggestions representing what the character needs to look like.)



  • Doreen Green aka Squirrel Girl

    • Age - 17-20 (college freshman)Female-identifying/presentingPositive, Enthusiastic, Protective

  • Tippy-Toe

    • Age - 12-16Female-identifying/presenting or gender non-specificSquirrel narrator. Doreen’s best friend and sidekick.

  • Tomás Lara-Perez

    • Age - 17-20 (college freshman)Male-identifying/presentingLatinx/HispanicFormer cheerleader. Doreen’s crush.

  • Nancy Whitehead

    • Age - 17-20 (college freshman)Female-identifying/presentingDoreen’s new roommate

  • Squirrel Chorus (4-6 roles)

    • Any ageAny genderDoreen’s squirrel entourage and “peanut gallery”May double as Students, Chipmunk, Little Tomás, Little Nancy, and Little Georgie.


  • Doctor Doom

    • Age - 25+Any genderSupervillan

  • Brightmind/Good Teacher

    • Age - 25+Any genderComputer Science Professor; Everyone’s favorite teacher

  • Smartnoggin/Mean Teacher

    • Age - 21-25 (Younger looking than Brightmind)Any gender; Brightmind’s Teaching AssistantEveryone’s least favorite teacher


    • Age - 25+Any genderSuspicious substitute professor; Supervillain Supercomputer

  • Freak

    • Age - 21-25 (Younger looking than MODOC and Doctor Doom)Any genderSuspicious substitute teaching assistantWannabe Supervillain

Production Staff:
Hammered, Director - Kyle Chizek
Squirrel Girl, Director - Susan Gulbranson Irish
Stage Manager - Grace Ammann
Costume Designer - Kaitlyn Munro
Lighting Designer - Edward Kivlahan

Sound Designer - Lucas Wasson
Set Designer - J.P. Ungs
Fight Choreography - Susan Culbranson Irish
Props Master - Erin Hogan
Assistant Props Master - Arlina Brown
Board Producer - Adam Haselhuhn
Board Producer - Alyssa Bowers

The Marvel Plays will be seeking student apprentices to work alongside and learn from our designers and production team.


Positions Available:


  • Assistant Stage Manager (reports to Stage Manager)

  • Set Assistant (reports to the Set Designer)

  • Lighting Assistant  (reports to Lighting Designer) 

  • Sound Assistant (reports to Sound Designer)

  • Costume Assistant (reports to Costume Designer)

  • Props Apprentice  (reports to Props Master and Assistant)

  • Hair Designer (reports to Costumes and Directors)

  • Makeup Designer (reports to Costumes and Directors)

  • Dramaturg (reports to Directors)

  • House Manager (reports to Stage Manager)

  • Marketing Assistant (reports to Producers)

about the musical

Based on the hit 1992 film and Tony-nominated Broadway musical, Sister Act JR. is the feel-good musical comedy that will have audiences jumping to their feet! Featuring original music by Alan Menken (Newsies, Beauty and the Beast, Little Shop of Horrors), 

When disco diva, Deloris Van Cartier, witnesses a murder, she is put in protective custody in the one place the cops are sure she won't be a found: a convent! Disguised as a nun, she finds herself at odds with both the rigid lifestyle and uptight Mother Superior. Using her unique disco moves and singing talent to inspire the choir, Deloris breathes new life into the church and community but, in doing so, blows her cover. Soon, the gang is giving chase, only to find them up against Deloris and the power of her newly found sisterhood.


Filled with powerful gospel music, outrageous dancing, and a truly moving story, Sister Act JR. will leave audiences breathless. A sparkling tribute to the universal power of friendship, Sister Act JR. is a reason to REJOICE!

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